Who art of Earth

Hallowed be thy name

Thy Kingdom Come

Thy Will Be Done

on Mars as it is on Earth.

Give us this day our daily Tweet

And forgive us our Impatience

as we forgive those

who Doubt and Disrespect you.

And lead us not into Damnation

but Deliver us from Evil.

Lift us Up

Give us Power

Show us The Way

For thine is the kingdom of Mars,

And the Power, and the Glory,

But thine home is here on Earth.

For now, at least.

Amen.